Posted 9 hours ago

meladoodle:

my friend’s teacher kept saying β€˜YOLO’ around the school and then people were like β€˜why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like β€˜oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of β€˜yo’ and hello’ and it was just a hip new greeting’

(Source: meladoodle)

Posted 9 hours ago

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

*looks around*
Where’s the 5’5 and under team?
I don’t see you where are you guys?
*looks down*
Ohhh!!!

(Source: blackfemalepresident)

Posted 9 hours ago

moogliepooglie:

i laughed so hard i nearly threw up

Posted 9 hours ago

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

Posted 9 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

Posted 9 hours ago

disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3

Posted 9 hours ago

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called β€œpants” and not an β€œass shirt”

Posted 9 hours ago

disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

Posted 9 hours ago

dioburandou:

iITS CALLED PANTS NOT AN ASS SHIRT